Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side

What do you do when you find out you are adopted? Better yet when you find out that you are actually a Romanian Vampire Princess. Deny, deny, and deny until you fall in love with the vamp who is supposed to be your husband/vampire prince.

Personally, I'm still trying to figure out how one forgets they are a vampire princess of a vampire clan. I mean, I know she was barely born before she was adopted and moved to the USA but something in you has got to know these things. Like a switch in you or something. Especially when you see your husband-to-be, Mr. Tall, Dark, Creepy and Handsome, stalking you at your bus stop and is at school calling you your Romanian name. Then, he shows up at your house with an invitation from your mom. Plus he starts talking nonsense about vampires, contracts, deaths, parents, clans, and whatever else. Next, he decides that he's going to make you see that you like him. Breathing his hot breathe near your ear making you flush right in front of your parents. Something should have switched in you- SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!

Time goes on. Things happen. Kisses are experienced. Almost-kisses are also happening.

Let's not forget what happens right when you fall in love with this vamp. He turns on you. I'm mean who does that. It's like doing all your homework and not turning it in. DRAMA to the extreme creeps it's way into the epic story.

Our Romanian Vampire Princess is named Faith and our vampire prince is named Lucius. Plus, we have the BFF of Faith and Cosmo expert, Mindy.


Mindy + Cosmo + Lucius + Faith + The Packwoods( Faith Parent's) + the girl that I can't remember the name of that kind of dates Lucius = A WHOLE LOT OF AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, I couldn't find a quote that really stuck with me for this book, but let me give you some much needed wisdom.

READ

THIS

BOOK

and have a nice day.